r, You were kind enough to publish one of my stories on your website this week, and expressed an interest in more of my works. Well, I would like you to consider this short story called "Warpdrive". While not strictly science fiction, this story has a science fiction influence and feel, and is set in the run-down dystopia of 21st Century capitalism. Amid the ruins of a bankrupt economy, t Warpdrive By Robert Sullivan Margaret Buchanan owned a wallpaper store in Lambeth North, South London. Mayantara Sahgal made some of her paper in Ghatkopar, east Bombay. Margaret also sold slipmats and windchimes. There used to be money in it, sometime or another. "It's a glorious design, in'it?" Margaret was showing a leaf of marigolds to a "It does look good," said the customer, who was imported as well. "Unfortunately, I've never been keen on floral." He skimmed through the display book passing every conceivable shade of magnolia, more abstract designs featuring diamonds and Bus. He closed the book. "Anyway, I thought wallpaper was dead out of style now." The shop was empty for a long time after that. In the middle of the afternoon, like a Grey Enigma striding in from the rain, the door opened and there appeared the wet ov hanging there the last time he dropped in. He had a soft spot for Rousseau and needed a new print for his office -- but now was not the time for shows of weakness! Who knows, the wench might figure him an easy touch, and start taking advantage. So he said, briskly: "Let's get straight down to business, shall we? You've fallen behind rent twice now in six weeks. I can't support you forever you know. It interrupts my cashflow no end when you make your payments late." Margaret did what she always did in periods of high anxiety: she started polishing the nearest surface space. "Oh Mr Jones, I'm sooing my head in, believe me." "It hasn't been that easy for me either," Mr Jones said. The Rousseau print caught his eye again -- STEADY, OLD BOY, he thought, PRINCIPLE! He continued: "Can't you cut back or something?" "The takings have been down 30 per cent all year. I've tried everything to stop it." Mr Jones shrugged his shoulders, figuring it would come to this. He had done enough to scare the little lady, he reasoned -- there was no point being too harsh. Anyway, she wasn't exactly the only tardy tenant at the moment. Recession had gripped Britain with a bulldog might, and businesses were going under all over the place. Mr Jones himself could be the next house to fall. He knew that if he turfed her out prematurely, he would only be left with an empty shop. One probably taken over by Romanian squattors before the week was out, and converted into a crackhouse! He said, in a softer tone of voice: "All right, I'll give you another week. But this is the last time, I've got my creditors too. I can't be dealing with it." He stole one last look at the print, tilted his hat and left. Sometime later someone haggled pounds. You can have it." ------------------------------ Margaret Buchanan lived on the sixth floor of the Caddoway Mansions apartment tower, Elephant and Castle. Leeroy Robinson lived directly below her on the fourth. He liked dght flaunting all three components, his crew of thugs aping about on the turntables and sharing a bit of the old pipe, Jasmin Caracas his new darling eyeing him off from the corner. Easing panAfrica's "Eye of the Tiger" into Dark Sol's "Event Horizon" gently, then crunching them together to make a joke of it, Leeroy yelped: "Man, this is a ruff cut. This is ruff cut bizness!" And his crew of thugs were all hollering like dogs, and some of them were waving real pistols in the air as they danced, lost in the tropical rapture of a Voodoo trance. Leeroy tabled a pouch full of yaba5, the latest Thai wonder drug. The night developed a similar texture: equatorial and fast. Leeroy's hands blurred over the turntables, dipping occasionally into his record box or Jasmin'strewn silver in the way of the bridal rose." Just before dawn he came down on a joint and brushed his teeth. He caught his face in the mirror, something he best avoided on nights like these, was trapped for a time in his own reflection... all five and a half of them. He punched a crack in the glass and asked the DJ to put something happier on. ---------------------------------------------------- Margaret polished a coffee stain on the counter. A customer was studying a petunia pattische hanging on the wall. Outside there was a typically Lambeth North pattische of rain and raggamuffin. "Do you need a hand there?" Margaret asked. "I'm just looking," the customer said. Which was, unfortunately, all customers ever did these days. Three hours later Margaret peeled the SUPER SALE: UP TO 25% OFF! sign from the front window and rubbed out the "25". She marked a sunnier "30" and hoped. Margaret had spent much of her life chasing promotions. When she was 14 she dated Bud McIntyre because he was Californian and liked SkaterPunk. She married an entrepreneur during the BioTech boom of the 2010s. These days he invested most of his earnings in the slot machines at the local Hog and Sundry, and the only bioengineering he did was manipulating little shoots of marijuana in the solarium. Bud McIntyre was fashionably unfaithful and lost all street cred anyhow when the New Romantics revival began in 2016. "I'm sorry it's out of a Tesco can and all," she said shoving a jacket potato full of baked beans into his face. "Since you've cut another 30 per cent off the budget." Jim was already drunk. "Let me run the shop tomorrow, love," he said. "I'll have us back in black by dole day." "Oh that's a laugh, that is. I wouldn't trust you with the bleeding till." "You know what your problem is? Jim said opening a can of Kestrel super strength with his teeth. "You've got no initiative. Discount sales! Christ, everyone has discount sales." "What do you want me to do? Give away a set of steak knives with every purchase? A bottle of wine or something?" "It might help in these parts." He shovelled the beans into his mouth. "But for Christ's sake don't moan tonight. We'll run a promotion. We'll get that rent dosh." He was one quarter Jamaican and a quarter Irish. It used to be a good mix, sometime or another. ---------------------------------------------------- On Saturday nights Leeroy Robinson usually went to Club Troppo at the Embankment. Mayantara Sahgal usually spent her's making wallpaper. Leeroy sat in the darkest corner spare and smoked yaba and nodded to the DJ when he was impressed. He spoke to women who wore lycra and occasionally dealt drugs. He even found himself dancing one dawn, that new yaba being a particularly potent and delirious yet. He trod on someone's toe, another black bloke, who shook him up by the jacket until he saw his yaba eyes in full strobe. He apologised. "Safe, man. Hey man, do you want a stone?" "This is a ruff kut," Leeroy said in the toilets. "How do you make a crust, mate? Man, this is ruff-kut bizness!" The other bloke unfurled a sheet of LSD tabs, neat row on row of smily faces, dahlias and voodoo skulls. He smiled as well. "Oh yeah," Leeroy said. "I deal a bit myself, sometimes. The trade's well tight these days, but." The other bloke inhaled, squinted his eyes as if in pain, then released a couple of coke smoke rings. "I don't just deal it, see," he said. "I mix it." Leeroy felt like one of those geezers you hear about who wake up spontaneously combusting in the middle of the night, and the beat from the dancefloor outside was sociopathic. "Give us a cut in the bizness man. I'm flat out skint." The other bloke refereed his trainers, considered a booyakka examination. "Hey man, what was your favourite lesson at school?" he said instead. "Chemistry," Leeroy said. The other bloke laughed and gave him a SAFE, MAN fist. "What's wrong with economics?" ---------------------------------------------------- "Tell you what," Margaret forced a smile. "I don't normally do this sort of thing. Buy the 100 square feet of OLEANDER 21, yeah, and I'll throw in, free of charge, an extra 30 feet. You could do your bathroom with it. And it's a glorious design..." A second potential customer, whom Margaret had been monitoring with all the apprehension of an air traffic controller, grabbed a wind chime from display and dashed it dingly-dangly out the door. "Oh, you rotten sod!" Margaret said, chasing him on to the street. He was white, under 16 and wearing a Fila jacket and cap. He weaved into the crowd and the dangling of his chimes lost her in the rain and the loitering car soundsystems. When she got back to the shop, she found the other customer was gone. Margaret tossed the whole 100 feet Oleander roll on to the floor and sobbed. She locked up, caught the Tube home with barely enough rationality to consider a bath. "Oh sweety!" Jim peered up from the bathroom sink. He was in a variation of that marital straining situation when all you can do is say DARLING, I CAN EXPLAIN, except his involved a straw up his nose. "Why aren't you at work?" "Get out," she said. She ordered a vindaloo for dinner and wept the whole way through a Channel Four documentary on milk pasteurisation. She wept for 12 years of discount sales. She wept for the demise of SkaterPunk and the bursting of the BioTech bubble. Brushing her teeth she saw Jim's last line of speed and was about to flush it down the sink when, remembering her occasional amphetamine adventures with Bud back in the skate days, the energy and the ecstasy and the electric joy -- the rush and the escape! She snorted it up greedily using a rolled up five-pound note and finished brushing her teeth. She was up all night after that. She mopped the floor raw four times and scrubbed every window. When the alarm rang at six and the sounds of Voodoo trance wafted up from below, she had herself an idea. ---------------------------------------------------- Like his music, Leeroy's women lurked well underground of style. They boomed in blackmarket cycles too makeshift for Keynes, circulated word of mouth, carried to the air in pirate radio broadcasts faster than most viruses. Sometimes they leapt too far to commerciability and Leeroy hastily withdrew, always turning back to the roots, to Africa. Voodoo was the vibe now and Jasmin was the epitome. She had dreads, safari suits and a permanent lollypop grin. Wasn't that enough? "I'm not chuffed about stacking 7-11 shelves all my days," she told Leeroy once. "I'm going to make somet'ing of this life, brother. I'm getting me some cultcha, see." Which entailed a visit to the National Gallery. Jasmin spent 23 minutes studying an early Rubens. "Come on love, it's shit," Leeroy said. "Gawking at these dead ponces ain't going to get you no office job you know." He was ready to ditch her in the art nouveau section when they came upon that Henry Rousseau painting of a tiger in a jungle. "Well, this is more like it," Leeroy said. "Something I can relate to." He was vaguely stoned but there was something else transporting in that painting, maybe the clarity of the brushstrokes... Leeroy was entranced. "Fuck's sake," he managed. "It's right colourful, in'it?" He split up with Jasmin that night. He dropped in at the plant and dowsed 30 square feet of acid wysteria with the partner. They mixed records after that and talked about business. "I met this strange old bird when I was dealing at the Hog and Sundry yesterday," Leeroy said. "Tough as an old shoe she was, and she wanted to know if I was selling LSD. Not that she wanted to buy -- but she wanted to find a partner. She had this novel new idea for distribution, one that would totally beat the cops. What a crazy old bat! But there might be something to it." ---------------------------------------------------- Margaret's idea was well successful. She had her debts paid off in no time. When word got round she was clearing 5000 square feet a month. At the end of the year she opened a new store in Kensington West and went on a cruise to Sri Lanka. Leeroy was also chuffed, and rapidly moved up the bad boy charts. He was practically an institution. He wallpapered his bathroom with Margaret's now legendary FRANGIPANI 5 one day and threw a party to celebrate it. He fused into a corner under the toilet bowl, tongue permanently linked to the wallpaper, high on orchid fumes and the crackling heat of the canopy. "Voodoo Nation prepare to get your education!" he cried. Four of five of his thugs were there with him, licking their way to Kingstown and beyond. "Brudders and sistas come tagedder!" A frangipani flower sprouted creepers which slowly wrapped around Leeroy's chest. Ants thundered over the walls. Leeroy lapped another petal and sighed: "Brrrritain is the larrrrgest island of the Carrrrrribbean. Brudders and sistas come tagedder!" THE END.

Warpdrive (Finger Looking Good Edit) MARGARET BUCHANAN OWNED A WALLPAPER STORE IN LAMBETH NORTH, SOUTH LONDON. Mayantara Sahgal produced some of her paper in Ghatkopar, east Bombay. Margaret also sold slipmats and windchimes. There used to be money in it, sometime or another. <<It's a glorious design>> Margaret was showing a leaf of marigolds to a customer one morning. <<Sans pareil, yeah - without parall'l. It's imported, you know.>> <<It looks good>> said the customer, who was imported as well <<but unfortunately I've never been keen on floral.>> He skimmed through the catalogue passing every conceivable shade of magnolia, more abstract designs detailing diamonds and Tibetan yantras. He shut the book. <<Anyway, I thought wallpaper was out of style now.>> The shop was empty for a long time after that. In the middle of the afternoon, like a Grey Enigma striding in from the rain, the door opened and there appeared the wet overcoat and bowler hat of Mr Jones, the landlord. He shook out his Kensington West umbrella over her Lambeth North floor and said sardonically: <<Disgusting weather.>> <<You should have been here Monday>> Margaret tried. <<Glorious sunshine then.>> Mr Jones paused to peruse a Rousseau wallprint which he had observed hanging there the last time he dropped in. He had a soft spot for the artist and needed something colorful for his office - but now was not the time for shows of weakness! Who knows, the wench might figure him an easy touch, and start taking advantage. So he said, briskly: <<Let's get straight down to business, shall we. You've fallen behind rent twice now in six weeks. I can't support you forever you know. It interrupts my cashflow no end when you make your payments late.>> Margaret did what she always did in periods of high anxiety: she started polishing the nearest surface space. <<Oh Mr Jones, I'm so sorry, I've been trying dreadfully hard. It's been SO slow. It's doing my head in, believe me.>> <<It hasn't been that easy for me either>> Mr Jones retorted. The Rousseau print caught his eye again; steady, old boy he thought, principle... <<Can't you cut back or something?>> <<The takings have been down 30 per cent all year. I've tried everything to stop it.>> Mr Jones shrugged his shoulders, figuring it would come to this. He had done enough to scare the little lady, he reasoned - there was no point being too harsh. Anyway, she wasn't exactly the only tardy tenant at the moment. Recession had gripped Britain with a bulldog might, and businesses were going under all over the place. Mr Jones himself could be the next house to fall. He knew that if he turfed her out prematurely, he would only be left with an empty shop. One probably taken over by Romanian squatters before the week was out, and converted into a crackhouse! He said, in a softer tone of voice: <<All right, I'll give you another week. But this is the last time, I've got my creditors too. I can't be dealing with it.>> He stole one last look at the print, tilted his hat and left. Sometime later someone haggled for the print. <<Oh go on>> Margaret sighed <<20 pounds. You can have it.>> MARGARET BUCHANAN LIVED ON THE SIXTH floor of the monumental Heygate Estate, Elephant and Castle. Leeroy Robinson domiciled directly below her on the fourth. He dug drugs, Dubstep and the estate connections what made it all possible. He was having a party one night flaunting all three components, his crew of thugs aping about on the turntables and sharing a bit of the old pipe, Jasmin Caracas his new darling eyeing him off from the corner. Easing panAfrica's Eye of the Tiger into Dark Sol's Event Horizon gently, then crunching them together to make a joke of it, Leeroy exclaimed: <<Man, this is ruff cut bizness. Bradders and sistas come together!>> His massive 33 all hollering like dogs, some of them were waving real pistols in the air as they shuffled, lost in the rapture of a Dubstep trance. Leeroy tabled a pouchful of yaba #11, the latest Thai methamphetamine derivarive. The night developed a similar texture: equatorial and fast. Leeroy's hands blurred over the turntables, dipping occasionally into his record box or Jasmin's welcoming lap. He did some berserk MC'ing in the bedroom - <<Petal>> yanking her clothes off piece by piece <<the narcissus has strewn silver in the way of the bridal rose.>> Just before dawn he grounded himself on a joint and brushed his teeth. He caught his face in the mirror, something he best avoided on nights like these, was trapped for an age in his own reflection... all five and a half of them. He punched a crack in the glass and asked his lieutenant to put something happier on. ation.html"> MARGARET POLISHED A COFFEE STAIN ON THE counter. A customer was studying a petunia pattische hanging on the wall. Outside there was a typically Lambeth North pastiche of rain and raggamuffin. <<Do you need a hand there?>> Margaret asked. <<I'm just looking>> the customer said. Which was, unfortunately, all customers ever did these days. Three hours later Margaret peeled the Super Sale: Up to 25% Off sign from the front window and rubbed out the 25. She marked a sunnier 30 and hoped. Margaret had spent much of her life chasing promotions. When she was 14 she dated Bud McIntyre because he was Californian and into Metallica. She married an entrepreneur during the heady entrepreneurial years of the 1990s. These days he invested what remained of his capital in the fruit machines at the local Hog and Sundry. Bud McIntyre was fashionably unfaithful and lost all street cred anyhow when grunge went global in 1992. <<I'm sorry it's out of a Tesco can and all>> shoving a jacket potatoful of baked beans into his face. <<Since you've cut another 30 per cent off the budget.>> Jim was already drunk. <<Let me run the shop tomorrow, love>> he suggested. <<I'll have us back in black by dole day.>> <<Oh that's a laugh, that is. I wouldn't trust you with the bleeding till.>> <<You know what your problem is?>> Jim asked opening a can of Kestrel Super Strength with his teeth. <<You've got no initiative. Discount sales! Christ, everyone has discount sales.>> <<What do you want me to do? Give away a set of steak knives with every purchase? A bottle of wine or something?>> <<It might help in these parts.>> He shoveled the beans into his mouth. <<But for Christ's sake don't moan tonight. We'll run a promotion. We'll get that rent dosh.>> He was one quarter Jamaican and a quarter Irish. It used to be a good mix, at one time or another. ON SATURDAY NIGHTS LEEROY ROBINSON usually went to Club Troppo in Hackney. Mayantara Sahgal probably spent hers making wallpaper. Leeroy sat in the darkest corner spare and popped yaba pills and nodded to the DJ when he was impressed. He spoke to ladies legged in Lycra and occasionally dealt drugs. He even found himself dancing one dawn, that new yaba/hashish concoction being a particularly potent brew. He trod on someone's toe, another black bloke, who shook him up by the jacket until he saw his eyes in full strobe. He apologized. <<Safe, man. Hey man, do you want a stone?>> <<This is a ruff kut>> Leeroy said approvingly, in the nearest toilets. <<How do you make a crust, mate? This is ruff-kut bizness!>> The other bloke unfurled a sheet of acid tabs, neat row on row of smiley faces, dahlias and voodoo skulls. He smiled as well. <<Oh yeah>> Leeroy said. <<I deal a bit myself, sometimes. The trade's well tight these days, but.>> The other bloke inhaled, squinting his eyes as if in pain, and then puffing out a couple of coke smoke rings. <<I don't just deal it, see>> he said. <<I mix it.>> Leeroy felt like one of those geezers you hear about who wake up spontaneously combusting in the middle of the night, and the dancefloor beat was sociopathic. <<Give us a kut in the bizness man. I'm flat out skint.>> The other bloke refereed his trainers, considered a booyakka34 examination. <<Hey man, what was your favorite lesson at school?>> he asked instead. <<Chemistry>> Leeroy said. The other bloke laughed and gave him a safe, man fist. <<What's wrong with economics?>> <<TELL YOU WHAT>> MARGARET forced a smile <<I don't normally do this sort of thing. Buy the 100 square feet of Oleander 21, yeah, and I'll throw in, free of charge, an extra 30 feet. You could do your bathroom with it. And it's a glorious design...>> A second potential customer, whom Margaret had been surveying with all the apprehension of an air traffic controller, grabbed a wind chime from display and dashed it jingly-jangling out the door. <<You rotten sod>> Margaret said, pursuing him on to the street. The offender was white, under 16 and wearing a Fila jacket and cap. He weaved into a crowd and the dangling of his chimes lost her in the rain and the loitering car soundsystems. Back at the store, the original customer was nowhere to be had. Margaret tossed the whole 100 feet roll on to the floor and sobbed. She locked up, caught the Tube home with barely enough rationality to consider a bath. <<Oh sweety>> Jim said bobbing up from the bathroom sink. He was in a variation of that marital dealbreaker when all you can do is say <<Darling, I can explain...>> except his involved a straw up his nose. Why aren't you at work>> <<Get out>> Margaret snapped. She cooked a vindaloo for dinner and wept the whole way through a Channel Four documentary on milk pasteurization. She wept for 12 years of discount sales. She wept for the demise of Metallica. Brushing her teeth she saw Jim's last line of speed and was about to flush it down the sink when, remembering her occasional amphetamine adventures with Bud, the energy and the ecstasy and the joy - the escape. She snorted it hurriedly and finished brushing her teeth. She was up all night after that. She mopped the floor raw four times and scrubbed every window. When the alarm rang at six, interrupting Leeroy's comedown mix throbbing through the floor, she had herself an idea. LIKE HIS MUSIC, LEEROY'S WOMEN lurked well underground of style. They boomed in blackmarket cycles too cryptic for Adam Smith, circulated word of mouth, carried to the air in pirate radio broadcasts faster than most viruses. Sometimes they leapt too far to commerciality and Leeroy hastily withdrew, always turning back to the roots, to Africa. Dubstep was the vibe now and Jasmin was the epitome. She had dreads, safari suits and a permanent lollypop grin. Wasn't that enough? <<I'm not chuffed about stacking Boots' shelves all my days>> she told Leeroy once. <<I'm going to make somet'ing of this life, brother. I'm getting me some culcha, see.>> Which entailed a visit to the National Gallery. Jasmin spent 23 minutes studying an early Rubens. <<Come on love, it's shit>> Leeroy complained. <<Gawking at these dead ponces ain't going to get you no office job you know.>> He was ready to ditch her in the Art Nouveau section when they came upon a Henri Rousseau painting of a tiger in a jungle. <<Well, this is more like it>> Leeroy said. <<Something I can relate to.>> He was vaguely stoned but there was something else transporting in that painting, maybe the clarity of the brushstrokes... Leeroy was entranced. <<Fuck's sake>> he managed. <<It's right colorful, in'it?>> He split up with Jasmin that night. He dropped in at the plant and dowsed 30 square feet of acid wisteria with the partner. They compared records after that and talked about business. <<Mi met dis strange woman when mi did a deal at the Hog and Sundry yestaday>> Leeroy related. <<Ruff like ole boot she was, an did waan know if me a sell LSD. Not dat she waan ta buy main you - she need ta find a partner. She did have this radical idea for distribution, one weh would totally outsmart di Feds.>> MARGARET'S IDEA WAS WELL SUCCESSFUL. She had her debts paid off in no time. When word got round she was clearing 5000 square feet a month. At the end of the year she opened a new store in Kensington West and boarded a cruise to Sri Lanka. Leeroy was also chuffed, and moved rapidly up the rudebwoy charts. He practically became a neighborhood institution. With no Feds to worry about, he quickly managed to take over the whole estate! In celebration, he wallpapered his bathroom with Margaret's now legendary Frangipani #18 one afternoon and threw a party. He fused into a corner under the toilet bowl, high on orchid fumes and the crackling heat of the canopy. <<Onward march de Afrrrrican Naaaation!>> he cried. Four of five of his massive were there with him licking their way to Kingstown and beyond. <<Brudders and sistas come tagedder!>> A frangipani flower sprouted creepers which slowly wrapped around his chest. Ants thundered over the walls. Leeroy lapped another petal and sighed <<Brrrritain is the larrrrgest island of the Carrrrrribbean. Brudders and sistas come tagedder!>> Archives october 30 2024 FIRST CONTACT (c)opyright Rob Sullivan 1988-2024. 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